Hidden in the quiet, po-dunk town of Norton, Massachusetts exists a secret haven of collegiate education and ninja wizard training. Sharing the same name with an unaffiliated and far inferior college in Illinois in order to confuse its enemies, Wheaton College MA is the premier institution for degrees in the ancient art of Butt-Whoop.
          For the purpose of protecting the campus from the forces of conformity, an elite squad of shadow operatives was assembled from the student ranks. Disguised as an ordinary Ultimate Frisbee team, our spirited play and ridiculous off-field antics distract the general public from our true mission. If you are seen as a threat by us, or just catch us on a good day (a bad day for you), the last thing you will ever sense is the strangely intoxicating aroma of citrus.